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28+1 PO
GP
14-14-0
Record
29
PTS
121
GF
112
GA
+9
DIFF
Chaos MerchantsRARE
Most penalized team in the league — and they like it that way
8.4 PIM/game
Third Period Wall
Front Runners
Win %
53%
GF / Game
4.32
GA / Game
4.00
Team Leaders
Points
Goals
Assists
Team Insights
Top Rivals
Team Highlights
Best Season
14W-11L-0T
Winter 2023/2024
Best Goal Diff
+53
Summer 2025
Most Goals
156
Summer 2025
Career Totals
73 wins
137 GP across 6 seasons
Hat Tricks
Arena Performance
Game Log
24 games| Date | Opponent | Result | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mar 14 | Performance Graphics Panthers | W | 2–0 | |
| Mar 10 | Jagerbombers | L | 2–7 | |
| Mar 5 | Icebreakers HC | L | 1–5 | |
| Feb 28 | Rubber Puckies | W | 10–2 | |
| Feb 20 | Edmonton Hawks | L | 4–6 | |
| Feb 18 | Angry Dragons | W | 10–4 | |
| Feb 9 | Angry Dragons | L | 2–3 |
Roster — Skaters
| Kais Hanna | S | 15 | 18 | 23 | 41 | 2.73 | 16 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| Derek McNallie | G | 14 | 7 | 19 | 26 | 1.86 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Justin Funk | S | 20 | 9 | 14 | 23 | 1.15 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Mike Hibrant | S | 26 | 10 | 12 | 22 | 0.85 | 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Dustin Shumlich | S | 24 | 4 | 16 | 20 | 0.83 | 44 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Eric Johnston | S | 19 | 8 | 10 | 18 | 0.95 | 24 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Archie Enano | S | 20 | 11 | 7 | 18 | 0.90 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Garrett Jurkovich | S | 21 | 4 | 13 | 17 | 0.81 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Chris Senger | S | 14 | 8 | 8 | 16 | 1.14 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Eric Beauchemin | S | 21 | 4 | 11 | 15 | 0.71 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Ty Gour | S | 21 | 8 | 6 | 14 | 0.67 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Jared Rogan | S | 12 | 8 | 6 | 14 | 1.17 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Liam Gizzie | S | 17 | 8 | 4 | 12 | 0.71 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dylan Jurkovich | S | 22 | 4 | 7 | 11 | 0.50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Joshua Singhroy | S | 14 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 0.43 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Austin Lavigne | S | 12 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0.25 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alex Dartnall | S | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1.50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Malcolm Grove | S | 4 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.75 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Craig Reid | S | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2.00 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Christopher Fontaine | S | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0.67 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tony Mennillo | S | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1.00 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Seth Hanna | S | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Calder Kropp | S | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.33 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Telsen Luc | S | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.00 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Alex Turnbull | G | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Colin Nicoll | S | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dennis Rode | S | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Grayson Tomnuk | S | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Roster — Goalies
| Greg Boardway | 22 | 11 | 10 | 1 | 3.87 | .861 | 50% |
| Skyler Di Lallo | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1.33 | .939 | 100% |
| Jared Poelzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | .000 | 0% |
| Nathan Underwood | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9.00 | .750 | 0% |
| Tyson Richmond | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | .000 | 0% |
| Jeffrey Biggin | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7.00 | .844 | 0% |
| Barrett Sauers | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5.12 | .800 | 0% |
Season History
| Season | Division | GP | W | L | T | PTS | GF | GA | DIFF | W% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Winter 2025/2026Current | Division 13 | 28 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 29 | 121 | 112 | +9 | 53% |
| Summer 2025 | Division 4 | 20 | 12 | 7 | 0 | 25 | 156 | 103 | +53 | 53% |
| Winter 2024/2025 | Division 11 | 28 | 10 | 16 | 0 | 22 | 81 | 115 | -34 | 43% |
| Summer 2024 | Division 8 | 17 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 111 | 72 | +39 | 73% |
| Winter 2023/2024 | Division 9 | 28 | 14 | 11 | 0 | 31 | 131 | 109 | +22 | 47% |
| Summer 2023 | Division 11 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 0 | 22 | 68 | 54 | +14 | 83% |